hufflepuff-jedi:

kaible:

jordisstigander:

tcfkag:

4setsofcorsets:

bluepaladinredlion:

lazytechsupport:

katobleps:

lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

@urulokid

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

CS Lewis: bitch

Tolkien: blocked

CS Lewis: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

Tolkien: unblocked

CS Lewis: bitch

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i-miss-my-90gb:

schizofunny:

posin with a pesi

Pupsi

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k2so:

k2so:

i’m a cweeeep.. i’m a weirdoee o///o ^,~^

wat da hell am i doing here? o.O i dont belong here….. -__-

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// A Dream Strewn Over a Thousand Stars (POTC: DMTNT) [14]//

soulventure91:

Summary: When a yearly stop near the Devil’s Triangle reveals something unleashed, pirate captain Maria Salazar will face the dark heritage left in her father’s wake - and try to save his soul from the darkness consuming him.

Read from the Beginning: Tumblr | FF.Net

Read the rest and other works here.

[Maria Salazar sketch by @ catbatart]

A/N: More action! Somewhat anyway! Best get to it! @dying-suffering-french-stalkers, @and-will-nice-hat, @delectorable-blog1

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It hadn’t been ten minutes before rapid knocking sounded on the cabin door. Maria stood to answer, finding one of the Mary’s crew on the threshold as she opened the door. Almost as soon as the door was open he began babbling so quickly Maria had to raise a hand to get him to stop.

“Slowly, start over,” she insisted as the ghost wrung his hands.

“Miss Maria, the captain, he plans to go after Sparrow, on land!” the sailor began again. Maria’s brows folded in surprise at that.

“Can he do that?” Maria asked.

“Not without…possessing a living body,” the sailor replied, and immediately Maria tensed. “None of your crew! There is a boy he took from Sparrow’s ship!”

Afficher davantage

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frogyell:

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

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